Best, Worst, And Unforgettable of 2008: And So It Begins

With the new year just around the corner, it's time to take a look back at everything this year gave us whether we wanted it or not, and while you* were drinking way too much asking for that fourth helping of food you know you shouldn't have had, masturbating yourself into oblivion with the lube you had to buy yourself because no one understood the real you - Santa Slanty was in the workshop getting ready to unwrap some of the extra presents he's tucked away for the review of 2008 over the coming weeks -- so be on the lookout, and just like last year, check the sidebar for easy linkage.

* Fine. That was really me over the Holidays, but I'm a multitasker, and yes, I will continue to refer to myself in the third person and as a fictional character called Santa even though Xmas is over (at least while I'm still a little drunk and sticky).