Chalk this up to more things you just didn't think you'd be reading about this year (the other was Pirates). I mean who would have thought we'd be getting all pandemic on each other?
I sure didn't.
But you know what?
Even if the world could actually still go to hell, somehow I just feel calm listening to Secretary General Ban Ki-moon of the United Nations.
He soothes me.
Unlike say, oh I don't know, our Vice President who basically told millions of people that the subway wasn't safe (see around 2:20 in).
I know, I know...there was a retraction...
Always is.