It's My Infomercial Mind: The Rice Butler

Occasionally I get these thoughts that I just can't seem to get out of my head and one of those thoughts is the Rice Butler. Now I don't know what the hell the Rice Butler would do, except cook rice - but if I had a choice to drop my money on a standard rice cooker, or a rice cooker called "The Rice Butler" - I can't help it - my mind's been too warped by mass media marketing - I'd drop my cash on The Butler - and maybe it does something more - slices, dices, has a cool compartment - hooks up to the net (although I don't know why) - or - just has a picture of a bow tie on it where it's made out of industrial strength material that they use on the Space Shuttle (and you could hook up your PS3 to it).

Sounds like a winner to me.